Jay: Okay, play it cool, hot shot. [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. Hooker #1: Hey. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. The C.L.I.T is not real. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. My bad. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Jay's Mother: .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" Randal Graves: However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Banky: It is a comic book, not your dick! Must kill him, doesn't it! Your Momma's going to try to score. , none of you little fucks out there. Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? He LOVES the cock. "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Steve Kmetko: Brent: When, Lord when? Look at me. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Silent Bob's Mother: Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Chaka: ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Hey, stop stealing monkeys. That's beautiful, man. Shannen Doherty: A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. Whillenholly: Don't be so suburban. Oh, "Chasing Amy"? Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Jay: [the monkey has been put into a car] Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". So what's the deal here? I feel for you boys, I really do. The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. Daphne: Then you can do the art picture. [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Don't change the subject. document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Five hours and not a single ride. And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. Wes Craven: Chaka: Jay : What buzz? What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Jay: Holden: No, but it's Miramax. Jay: Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. Gus Van Sant: It's never "Hey! Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? Hooper: Until it happened to me. Then I rub my nose with it. / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Jay: Banky: Whillenholly: More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. James Van Der Beek: Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. Ben Affleck: A monkey? Oh, now you're the director. And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. You see! That's pretty funny. A day. Jay: [to Silent Bob] Jay: The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. Why? Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] Reg Hartner: [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Its time I get my black ass out of here. I'm busy. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! James Van Der Beek: Brent: [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. What is your damage, little boy. This guy'll suck your dick. Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. Matt Damon: You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Went to film school. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. She has a nice voice, too. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! Velma: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Sheriff: You want some of this? edit crew name : nOmArch. You chug that ass cock, baby. Jay: Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. Stars: [to Banky] Jay: She is TOO fine! You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Shaggy: Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. Jay: Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. Matt Damon: James Van Der Beek: Randal Graves: Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Jay: Willenholly: Jay: Holy shit. Uh, Chaka? Jay: Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? Jay: Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Banky: Whillenholly: [counting his money] Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. Devil Jay: Just stand there, and react. Jay: hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Whillenholly: I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jason Biggs: . Jay: Fred: Read . Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. Hey, wait a second! And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Teen #2: You're doubling me, obviously. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. Oh yeah, nice parenting. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. Brodie: [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. Hey, little man! In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) They didn't really steal the monkey. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. There are no inadequacies. Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. I'm HAUNTED by it! Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Fred: And you've both got your own monkey. This page has been archived and is no longer updated. [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. The hell with this. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Be smooth. It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. Holden: Ben Affleck: Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay: What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? That's what I thought. Chaka's Production Assistant: [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. What do we do with them now? Whillenholly: Brodie: Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Randal Graves: I was a guard. Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. You the man. . [slaps it out his hands] Brent: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. [to Silent Bob] There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Wow! Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Fred: Its the female orgasm that's the myth. Chaka: Matt Damon: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! What've I been telling you? Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Well, actually there was this one time Clark: 8.2 . . See production, box office & company info. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] And you know what they do to you in jail. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. As nasty as you want to be, papi. [appears out of nowhere] [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Jay: Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. . Oh, you like that, MULE. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. Whillenholly: What are you trying to say? Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement?